Jump-Start on the Memoirs

I should probably start writing things down to memorialize them for my memoirs. So many random things have happened to me, and I want to remember them forever. I mean, I'm no Tucker Max, but I have been in extremely random and awkward situations in my short 22 years on this earth, and I know that my memories will begin to fade soon.

I'm trying to break it up into a semi-coherent narrative. I figure it will go somewhat like this:

1) My earliest memories.

2) Family life

3) Grade school

4) Middle school (EEEW)

5) High school

6) College

7) England

and then, interspersed in there:

- Relationship successes

- Relationship fails

- Changes in life goals

- Completely eliminating life goals

- What I want to name my children

- What I want to name my dogs

- What I want to name my cat

- If I will ever even get a pet

- Whether or not I will be famous

- chapters on funny texts I have received, Facebook messages, random ass quotes, middle school notes, etc.

Currently shopping around for an advance on this. New editions will come out as I age, of course.