But I know I won't. However, I will enlighten you.
1) Learn the Hoedown Throwdown from Hannah Montana Movie. And the Thriller dance.
2) Get Gus Van Sant to notice Katie and I on Youtube and cast us in his next movie.
3) Lose 10 lbs.
4) Make a comedy web series.
5) Shoot Season 2 of The Glass Office with my new camera.
6) Be a professional celebrity.
My mom never, ever told me that I could do whatever I wanted to do in life -- probably because she heard me say things like the above. She told me that I could TRY whatever I wanted to. There is a big difference there. If my daughter wakes up and says to me, "Mommy, I want to be an astronaut." I would say, "That is a lot of physics, math, and science classes. Are you up for it? You can try it if you want to." Yes, I would say this to a 5 year old.
