Dwight vs. Andy

This monumentally important question was posed to me during last night's episode of "The Office".  Angela is engaged to Andy but sleeping with Dwight.  Both men have pros and cons to them, and ignoring the moral ambiguity of both Angela and Dwight, I've decided to make a list to decide whose side I'm on.

DWIGHT

Pros:

Can protect Angela in a fight with a bear

Is skilled with a bowstaff

Assistant to the dojo at his karate studio

Drives a Trans Am

Two sources of income:  Dunder Mifflin and Schrute Beet Farms

Cons:

Socially inept

Wears the same color shirt every day

Cousin Mose

Smells like beets

ANDY

Pros:

Went to Cornell . . . ever heard of it?

Trust fund baby

Sings in an a capella group "Here Comes Treble"

Drives a Nissan Xterra

Dresses fancy

Cons:

Cannot protect Angela from a bear attack

Socially inept

Sings in an a capella group "Here Comes Treble"

Anger issues

This is so hard (that's what she said).  Both have their strong points and their negative points.  I suppose I'm going to have to go with Andy because he's just so oblivious, it can be marginally cute sometimes -- while Dwight is just incapable of being cute.